The Thin Man

A wall covered in a dense mosaic of gold-framed portraits of Jesus and other saints is the first thing you see inside The Thin Man. This is a long, narrow tavern in the Uptown neighborhood, and its eclectic decor immediately sets a distinct tone. The space is dimly lit, cast in a warm red glow from strings of bulbs that run across the ceiling. That light reflects off the bar top – a thick slab of white Italian marble salvaged from the restroom partitions of a former bank. The bar’s layout directly inspired its name, and the whole space was designed and built by the owner, who has run the adjacent St. Mark's Coffeehouse for years. There are no televisions here. It’s a deliberate choice that makes conversation the focus, and the room attracts a diverse, regular clientele who settle in for exactly that. Downstairs, there's also a subterranean space known as the Ubisububi Room. The drink menu is centered on a long list of house-infused vodkas. You’ll always find options like jalapeño, cucumber, basil, and sweet tea, which form the base for many of the bar's martinis. Beyond the infusions, there’s a well-curated selection of Mezcal, Tequila, and Sotol. During warmer months, a large garage-door wall opens the entire front of the room to the street, creating a seamless indoor-outdoor feel. And out back, there's a patio that's a comfortable spot for individuals and small groups – it’s also dog-friendly.