
Two-room cocktail spot with the feel of a lively house party, complete with vintage couches and a loud soundtrack. The highly technical, culinary-driven drinks are the main draw – expect combinations like strawberry with parmesan or fennel
On the corner of 1st Avenue and 6th Street, a three-sided marquee with cascading vertical letters spells out the name schmuck. The entire place is designed to feel like a friend’s house party, split into two distinct rooms that function almost as separate bars. You’ll likely start in the main “living room,” an all-seated space centered on a stainless-steel bar. It’s furnished with vintage couches and tables sourced from Europe, creating a comfortable but eclectic mix of Mid-Century Modern and Brutalist styles. Look for the reproduction of Mark Stock's painting "The Kiss II" among the art. A second, smaller room is set up like a casual kitchen, built around a long maplewood table and meant for walk-in visits. Each room has its own entrance and, critically, its own unique cocktail menu. The drinks are the main event, drawing on serious culinary techniques but presented without any fuss. The lists are inventive, with creations like the Blanka – a whiskey cocktail inspired by a French winter salad with fennel and mustard vinaigrette – or the Strawberry & Parmesan, which comes with shards of cheese. Other drinks mimic the flavors of a Swedish cinnamon bun or bread with tomatoes. A short menu of Mediterranean-inspired small plates, like crushed potatoes or white bean cacio e pepe, is also available. The key to a visit here is understanding the two-room system. The main living room is the primary destination and almost always requires putting your name on a list and waiting, especially on weekends. If you’re just dropping by, the side bar is the better bet. The music is a constant, and it’s usually loud, adding to the lively, social atmosphere that works well for dates or small groups of two to four.